The following are excerpted from a newsletter shared with me by one of the members of the church I serve as pastor. The article was listed as "Things You'll Probably Never Hear in Church." Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
- Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew this week.
- I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 40 minutes longer.
- I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to the TV evangelists.
- Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like a king.
- Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
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