News on the Writing Front  

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While I've been working on sermons and prose over the last (many) years, I've held onto several poems that leaked out of my pen some twenty or more years ago. In some of my surfing, I ran across a poetry contest at Wordclay.com that seemed to scream, "Drag some of that old, stale stuff out and send it in!" The deadline was earlier this month, and I dusted off five likelies and submitted them. Judging was supposed to be completed by the 25th, and I hadn't received the notification of Grand prize (500 + perks) or Runner Up (250 + mini-perks), so I knew I didn't win. However, being a contestant of interest I checked the website to discover that my tribute to Garfield and Faye Moore, "I Remembered" was chosen as one of the 100 finalists.

So, what does this mean? I'll get a free book - the anthology made up of the poems of the finalists. The book (so says Wordclay) will be ready for publication sometime in March. I'll probably post again for interested readers when the book comes out.

A Bit of Leap Day Trivia (who knows if it's true)  

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When I was in (what was it?) fifth grade I had a subscription to Dynamite magazine, a publication that had articles of high interest to, well, fifth-grade boys. It was filled with corny funny jokes, and stories about personalities that encouraged young boys to develop their reading skills. I learned about M*A*S*H, read interviews with Jimmy (J.J.) "Dyne-O-Mite" Walker, and settled in to a FAQ article on Superman.

That article is of great interest today because information in it divulged that one of the reasons that the man of steel didn't seem to age was that he was born on leap day causing the strange effect that he only aged one year for every four of the regular man--go Kryptonian. In honor of our beloved friend and reporter Clark Kent, and his ever-young alter ego, I say, "Happy Leap Day to us all!"

Goodbye, Larry (1947-2008)  

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Yesterday, Christian music pioneer Larry Norman died. He shook the rock world by writing and singing lyrics that really said something. He rocked the church world by insisting that Christ followers didn't have to stick to one type of music - namely, a type of music that puts you to sleep rather than wakes you up. Songs like "U. F. O." and "Sweet, Sweet Song of Salvation" Norman influenced generations of modern Christian artists. He made us think about the end of time with "I Wish We'd All Been Ready" and helped us to think outside the box when it came to our faith and life. Here's one of my favorite Norman songs, and I think a tribute to all that he was:

Why should the Devil have all the good music?

I want the people to know that He saved my soul
I still like to listen to the radio, they say
"Rock and roll is wrong, give you more chance"
Feel so good, I wanna get up and dance

I know what's right, I know what's wrong, I don't confuse it
Well, all I'm really tryin' to say
Why should the devil have all the good music?

I've been filled, I feel okay, yeah
Jesus is the Rock and He rolled my blues away

They say to cut my hair, they're drivin' me insane
Grew it out long to make room for my brain
But sometimes people don't understand
What a good boy is doin' in a rock n' roll band

There's nothing wrong with playin', playin' blues licks
If you've got a reason, I want to hear it
Why should the devil have all the good music?

I've been filled, I feel okay, yeah
Jesus is the Rock and He rolled my blues away


I ain't knockin' the hymns, just give me a song that has a beat
I ain't knockin' the hymns but give me a song that moves my feet
I don't like any of 'em funeral marches, I ain't dead yet

All I wanna, I wanna, I wanna say
Why should the Devil have all the good music?

All I wanna, I wanna, I wanna say
Why should the Devil have all the good music?


All I wanna, I wanna, I wanna say
Why should the Devil have all the good music?
All I wanna, I wanna, I wanna say

Why should the Devil have all the good music?

Jesus told the Truth and Jesus showed the Way
One more thing I'd like to say
They nailed Him to a cross, they laid Him in the ground
But they shoulda known they can't keep a Good Man down

And I feel good every day, I don't want to lose it
All I wanna I wanna one more time now
Why should the devil have all the good music?

I been filled I feel okay

Jesus is the Rock and He rolled all my blues
Jesus is the Rock and He rolled all my blues
Jesus is the Rock and He rolled all my blues away

It's Been a Heavy Week  

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Tuesday I had the daunting task of officiating a funeral for a stillborn baby. I'd rather do the funeral for the most heinous reprobate in the country--who had opportunity to make the choices that directed his path--than to try to provide comfort in a comfortless situation. The "why"s continue to come. As I was checking a few of my usual reads I was alerted to this post at Downshore Drift, blogging home of Alan Cross. Caelan has been fighting for his life nearly his entire two and one-half years.

Please click on the link and post a comment assuring Alan and Erika of your support. They are in a place right now that no parent of a small child wants to be.

The North Avenue Irregulars -- A Review  

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Walt Disney had a winner with this quirky little film. You can tell from the first scene that the movie is vintage 1979. The fashion statements as well as the language is reminiscent of old-form Disney--Dean Jones' Herbie saga, The Apple Dumpling Gang offerings, and the like. You can't beat the campy opening scene where Delaney (Douglas F0wley) gets knocked out of the church belfry he's in the process of painting.


The story line tells all about the haphazard way that the Rev. Mike Hill (Edward Herrmann), single father and new parish pastor of the North Avenue Presbyterian Church, literally falls into his new position. While trying to involve the people in the everyday operation of the church, he entrusts church funds to one of the families who promptly lose the money betting on a longshot. The bulk of the movie shows how a group of ladies from the church work with Treasury Department agents and their pastor to catch the bosses of the gambling ring.


Classic clothing, nostalgic cars, and a demolition derby-style chase scene highlight this romping good time. Featured is a cast of the near-famous, including Karen Valentine, Cloris Leachman, Ruth Buzzy, and Alan Hale, Jr.


What speaks the loudest in the movie is not the comedy based on the attempts to moralize a small community, but the eerily true-to-life approach of a young minister to bring life into a stagnant church--including letting the church membership be involved in the goings on of the church and enlisting the help of a "rockin' hip band" to liven up the drab music during worship.


This movie is good for a trip to a time when censors had a say in comic movies, and those who have a view to church life with a twist of humor. The North Avenue Irregulars gets three out of five thumbs. Put it in your queue for an hour and a half of good clean fun.

Happy Heart Day  

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Hurry, hurry, hurry. If you rush out to the "last-minute-I'm-so-stupid-how-did-I-forget-it-again" store, you can still buy that perfect, thoughtful, romantic gift for your wife. (Now you wish you'd taken this advice, don't you?)

Not to worry, I'm here to help. Write her a note--not an email (though you might get by with an e-card as well, Hallmark's been picked over. Trust me). Make it a special note. Reminisce about those early days.

Here's another idea: dig around in her stuff for awhile. You may stumble onto an old love letter from those courtship days. Take that and find a pretty frame. Then wrap the whole thing up with the simple note "Thinking of You" on the outside of the package.

Give her a surprise call in the middle of the day from work.

Take her out for coffee--she's already given you your favorite meal.

Offer to take care of the kids for two hours so she can, go out, pamper herself, take a bubble bath, whatever (no housework allowed).

Give her a booklet of coupons that she can redeem anytime--things like "good for one free hug" "offer good for one washing of dinner dishes" and so on. Be sure to mark each one with "ABSOLUTELY NO EXPIRATION DATE" you don't want to put a limit on your love.

There, now I've done your work for you, find some way to show her you love her that doesn't center on you.

I Must Be Famous  

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On a lark, I thought I'd check out my status on Amazon.com. Here's the long story (scroll down for the funny part):


After my first two stories were published, Amazon had a program for self-publishers that allowed us to list on their site with no upfront cost. They just took their percentage off the top. So I listed both books. They liked them well enough to do a "look inside" rendition of Just a Simple Carpenter (the "green" book). It lasted a couple of years and I had some really mediocre sales on their site. Since then, they've changed the program (which I can't afford), and run out of the stock copies of the books they had.


They still have the cover-pictured listings as well as the look inside listing of the green book. Periodically I check how far down the ratings on Amazon I've moved.


So, today I just swung by and found out that one copy of the green book is available "used from $19.95". BTW, cover price for a brand new copy is ten dollars. Want to see the listing? Click here. I'll be interested to learn whether "FRUGALMEDIA01" makes a sale or not. I know I'm not famous. I also know there are well over 100 copies of the book available the cover price plus shipping (less shipping that frugalmedia01 is advertising for). I also assumed I was not dead (isn't that when an author's work skyrockets in worth?), at least I wasn't this morning when I checked. So, frugalmedia01 (I'd think "fraudumedia01" a more apt nickname), let me know if my work is really that good. Maybe you can send my fair cut of the proceeds on the thing as well.


Anyone else out there interested, let me know and you can get a greatly discounted copy of the story. In fact you can pick both up for less than frugalmedia01 fraudumedia01 wants for the one.

Great Place to Leave Your Kids  

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You be the judge.

The Body Politic  

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Dobson vows to give up his voice!

In a mass e-mailing sent through the mailing lists of Focus on the Family’s “Citizen Link” James Dobson reported that under certain circumstances he may not vote in the general election this November. Here are a couple of quotations from the email letter:

"I am deeply disappointed the Republican Party seems poised to select a nominee who did not support a Constitutional amendment to protect the institution of marriage, voted for embryonic stem-cell research to kill nascent human beings, opposed tax cuts that ended the marriage penalty, has little regard for freedom of speech, organized the Gang of 14 to preserve filibusters in judicial hearings, and has a legendary temper and often uses foul and obscene language.”

“I certainly can't vote for Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama based on their virulently anti-family policy positions. If these are the nominees in November, I simply will not cast a ballot for president for the first time in my life.”

His statements are in direct response to the likelihood of a John McCain nomination for the Republican party candidacy.

Here’s my take on the whole tirade:
Certainly, he has the right to avoid the polls if he so chooses. But by doing so, he is allowing everyone who does vote (and perhaps likes the candidates that he despises) make the decision for him. In simple terms he is forfeiting his voice in the election.
My personal view has always been, “If you don’t vote in the election, don’t complain about the outcome.” I stand by that.

Now something personal for the good doctor:

Don’t vote if you in all conscience can’t support anyone on the ballot, but if you don’t vote, please refrain from whining about the elected officials and how they are or are not acting.

I am not calling for America to censure Dr. Dobson, but for him to do a self-censure until he is ready to be a participant in the process.

One question still sticks in my mind: If McCain is such a bad seed, then why hasn’t Dobson led out in pushing a more family-friendly candidate—for any party?

What do you think?

Just in Time for Valentine's Day  

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Okay, guys, Valentine's Day is fast approaching. I know you haven't even thought about it, but I have. As a matter of fact, I started thinking about it several months ago and asking myself that all important question: "What do you get for your sweet wife when you don't know what to get?"

My answer this year is to finish and publish my first book of sermons -- just in time for Valentine's Day. Sure, I got some of the regular stuff that she's hinted or outright asked for, but I wanted this to be something special. Don't worry -- I gave her the book after it came in the mail today, but she'll be well provided for on the 14th.


If you're still wondering what to get for your blushing bride, why not leap on over to Loom & Wheel's page at Lulu.com and order up a copy yourself. You still have time to get a copy in before the day of love. Cover price says $7.50 plus shipping. Downloads are only $1.00 and don't require shipping, but then you don't get to wrap a book up with a pretty bow.


Like I said, it's a book of sermons about what church is (or should be). It won't be the definitive word--part of it may be wrong, but it's the thought that counts, right?