Everybody's Got the Christmas Spirit  

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Here are some Christmas quotes that may cheer you: (thanks to Danny Sims)

  • Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. --Carol Nelson
  • There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries. --W.J. Cameron
  • Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. --Larry Wilde
  • I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. --Shirley Temple
  • Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. --Johnny Carson
  • The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. --Johnny Carson
  • The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. --Joan Rivers
  • I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. --Bernard Manning
  • Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. --Anonymous

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